Wednesday 27 January 2010

The killer blow to bmx jihad

Being a BMXer, unironically. BMXers are better than skateboarders at fucking and that’s a fact. And not just because most skateboarders are twelve"- Vice magazine (some article about what girls dig or something)

In that case my life should be far more interesting and/or promiscuous than it currently is, i can't hep but feel something went wrong somewhere along the line?

It might be because I'm lanky as the proverbial 'streak of piss' or because i tend to drink a little more than is usually endearing to the opposite sex or it could just be because i look more like a skater/'faggot' indie kid than a bmxer these days (but hey i hate day glow Nike 6.0's and new era hats so what can i do?). Equally i could just have overrated my looks, funny how i thought of that last.

Maybe i should go for something with more mystique to wow the galdems, like pauper/student lothario or brilliant but enigmatic artist?

peas


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